● EST. 2026 · SAN FRANCISCO · DELHI · BANGALORE
Your co-founder is not your soulmate.
Stop pretending.
Matrimonial matching for people who have a cap table and no plus-one. Kundali Milan, but for burn rate. Aunty-verified. Board-approved.
No dowry. Only equity.
Two pages. Height in centimetres because your mother insists. Last slide is your cap table, because ours does too.
We run all 36 gunas against runway, dilution, and whether you share a lead investor. That last one disqualifies more people than you'd think.
A real aunty calls three references. One of them will be your seed investor and she will ask about the down round.
Forty-five minutes, chaperoned. If either party opens a laptop, the match is void and the aunty keeps the deposit.
NEW! 6 fresh rishtas this week
Names changed. Valuations not.
Eight koots. Thirty-six gunas. Zero chemistry required.
| Koot | Reads as | Guna |
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We closed the Series A and the wedding in the same week. Same lawyer, and she gave us a bundle rate on both.
My mother has stopped asking. My board has started.
He said “let's circle back after the holidays” on our second date. Reader, I circled back.
I asked for her deck, she asked for mine, and now we're both asleep by 9:40 because standup is at 8.
Free
$200/mo
$2,000/mo
Let's talk
Somebody wore it to a party in the Mission, four people asked where to get one, and nobody in that photo has been on a date since.
Restocking when the first Founder Shaadi couple raises a Series B. Not before. That's the deal.
Tell me when it's back॥ श्री गणेशाय नमः ॥
Confidential. Shared only with aunties, and their group chats.
The domain is real. We bought it at 1am and told each other it was research. Everything past that is negotiable.
Yes. Internally we call them customers.
Supported. So is gotra, and so is lead investor, which in this city is doing most of the work anyway.
Please see the newspaper advertisement above. Then note that it says software engineers kindly do call, because the market has moved and so have we.
Marriage is the exit. There is no secondary.
People already have. Two of them told us it worked, which is two more than we expected.
Two founders who were, at the time of writing, extremely single. See below.
